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07 October, 2005 - 11:32 a.m.
and I snicker with glee
when i read this article, an evil cackle escaped me. You know how much I hate tom cruise. And you know that i think his midlife crisis relationship is ridiculous... anyway, now that she's pregnant... she gets to follow all the stupid rules of scientology, like no screaming during childbirth. who bets that this shit was made up by a man?
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